If i owned a midget lyrics

Description:Life's got me mad, but if I had a midget I'd be glad To watch him jump around on my nintendo power pad He'd have a big head, short legs and long torso The name that I'd give my pet midget is little gordo I'd teach him tricks like back flips and side kicks When company came over he'd preform and get tips While I'm eatin' at night In the kitchen he'd be able To get the food scraps that I threw under the table If my midget was ever bad And acted enraged Then I'd take him to the bathroom And put him in his cage But if he kept actin' up and really made me sick I'd hang him upside down And poke him with a stick Little Gordo Would be good, mosta the time though He'd like to wear a helmet and run around yelling "hiyo" I'd take I'm for walks in the park on the weekends And if he saw other midgets he'd say "can we be friends? He'd have a pogo ball that he'd bouce on for hours And dirty little fat head gordo wouldn't take showers When halloween came He wouldn't be a chump Gettin' all the candy goin' around as a tree stump Like a midget at a urinal

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